I'm Known As the Iconic Line Kid from Kindergarten Cop: A Candid Conversation.
The action icon is rightfully celebrated as an action movie legend. Yet, during the peak of his star power in the late 20th century, he also delivered several genuinely hilarious comedies. A prime example is Kindergarten Cop, which celebrates its 35-year mark this December.
The Role and An Iconic Moment
In the classic film, Schwarzenegger embodies a undercover cop who masquerades as a schoolteacher to catch a killer. During the story, the investigation plot serves as a simple backdrop for the star to film humorous interactions with kids. The most unforgettable belongs to a little boy named Joseph, who spontaneously announces and declares the actor, “It's boys who have a penis, girls have a vagina.” Arnold deadpans, “Thank you for that information.”
The young actor was portrayed by youth performer Miko Hughes. His career included a notable part on Full House playing the antagonist to the famous sisters and the pivotal role of the youngster who comes back in the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. Hughes remains active today, with several projects on the horizon. Furthermore, he frequently attends popular culture events. Not long ago shared his memories from the filming of the classic 35 years later.
A Young Actor's Perspective
Interviewer: First, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: My understanding is I was four. I was the most junior of all the kids on set.
That's impressive, I don't recall being four. Do you retain any flashes from that time?
Yeah, somewhat. They're snapshots. They're like picture memories.
Do you recall how you were cast in Kindergarten Cop?
My mother, mainly would take me to auditions. Frequently it was a mass tryout. There'd be 20, 30 kids and we'd all patiently queue, enter the casting office, be in there for a very short time, do whatever little line they wanted and then leave. My parents would help me learn the words and then, when I became literate, that was the initial content I was reading.
Do you have a specific memory of meeting Arnold? What was your take on him?
He was extremely gentle. He was enjoyable. He was pleasant, which I guess stands to reason. It would have been odd if he was mean to all the kids in the classroom, that surely wouldn't foster a good work environment. He was a joy to have on set.
“It'd be weird if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I knew he was a big action star because my family informed me, but I had barely seen his movies. I knew the air around him — like, that's cool — but he didn't really intimidate me. He was merely entertaining and I was eager to interact with him when he had time. He was occupied, of course, but he'd sometimes engage here and there, and we would cling to his muscles. He'd show his strength and we'd be dangling there. He was exceptionally kind. He bought every kid in the classroom a personal stereo, which at the time was like an iPhone. This was the must-have gadget, that funky old yellow cassette player. I used to rock out to the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for ages on that thing. It wore out in time. I also received a authentic coach's whistle. He had the referee's whistle, and the kids all got a whistle as well.
Do you remember your experience as being enjoyable?
You know, it's funny, that movie is such a landmark. It was a huge film, and it was an incredible opportunity, and you would think, looking back now, I would want my memories to be of collaborating with Schwarzenegger, the direction of Ivan Reitman, traveling to Oregon, the production design, but my memories are of being a finitely child at lunch. For instance, they got everyone pizza, but I avoided pizza. All I would eat was the pepperoni off the top. Then, the first-generation Game Boy was just released. That was the coolest toy, and I was pretty good at it. I was the youngest and some of the other children would ask for my help to get past hard parts on games because I was able to, and I was quite pleased with myself. So, it's all youthful anecdotes.
The Line
OK, that specific dialogue, do you remember anything about it? Did you grasp the meaning?
At the time, I likely didn't understand what the word shocking meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it made adults laugh. I was aware it was kind of something I wouldn't usually utter, but I was given special permission in this case because it was humorous.
“She really wrestled with it.”
How it was conceived, from what I understand, was they were still developing characters. Certain bits of dialogue were written into the script, but once they had the whole cast on the set, it wasn't necessarily improv, but they refined it on set and, reportedly someone in charge came to my mom and said, "There's a concept. We want Miko to say this. Are you okay with this?" My mom paused. She said, "I need to consider this, I need time" and took some time. She deliberated carefully. She said she was hesitant, but she believed it will probably be one of the unforgettable moments from the movie and she was right.